mamagotcha | Shag/marry/cliff meme

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.

2) Post this meme with your answers.

3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.

4) Label which you would shag, which you would marry, and which you would throw off a cliff.

This set of names was provided by

hahathor:

Mark Mothersbaugh

I like a lot of his music (he did the really catchy stuff from "'The Life Aquatic' with Steve Zissou," which I loved), though I can't say the same for his visual art (kind of a Crumb-like aesthetic). He likes those damned yappy bug-eyed dogs, as evidenced by this photo. And then I had to wreck any interest I had in him by listening to a couple of interviews. His voice is a monotone, and while I'm all about passion and creativity, this guy just sounds tired and burned out. The final nail in the trebuchet that sends him following Thelma & Louise? The fact that at one moment, he's all romantic about how children have fresh and clear vision, and the next he's lamenting the fact that he didn't get more education. He totally misses the possibility that perhaps the fresh and clear vision that vaulted him to success was perhaps a RESULT of that lack of school, not despite it.

John Flansburgh

Oh, this one's easy. Sit back, John darling, and let MamaGotcha show you a good time! This happens to be the only one of the three that I've actually met, so I can at least vouch for our pheromone compatibility. It was following the They Might Be Giants concerts in San Francisco and Petaluma. Even after several really powerful, energetic sets, he still came out and pressed the flesh with his fans, gracefully and with humor. Yep. I'd totally do him.

Al Yankovic

And yet another softball! I'd sign up for the long haul with this fella in a heartbeat. "Hardware Store," "e-Bay," "White & Nerdy" never fail to lift my mood. His lyrics are both funny and well-written; he obviously has a fantastic grasp of language. His musical talents are far-ranging and engaging. And once he lost the glasses, he was a total babe! Who knew? (I'da done him before the surgery, for the record.) There wouldn't be a dull moment around Al. I'd love to see his creative processes at work... maybe even collaborate on some writing. (I thought about this with John, but he's already got a fantastic partner and I didn't want to horn in. So all he got was a quickie.)