Overheard at the dinner table

[mamagotcha]

Supercilious teen: "It doesn't matter. You're irrelevant."

Indignant toddler: "I am NOT an elephant!"

Comments

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* My brothers are awesome.

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

It totally reminded me of when I got exasperated and said to you, "You're little Miss Independent today, aren't you?" and you frowned and replied, "No, I'm not! I'm JULIA!"

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Did you see my LJ post last year about the severe generation gap between me and Grandma?

Grandma: I think the apple fair is happening soon.
Me: No, Macworld is in January.
Grandma: ...huh?
Me: Oh, THAT kind of apple!

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

So is your mom.

[corva.livejournal.com]

Young teen to a five-year-old that is being very silly: "You are acting like a nincompoop."

Five-year old fires back: "No you're the Ninja Poop!"

Many fall down in fits of giggles.

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

That is PRICELESS!

[tara-doula.livejournal.com]

That is awesome! I'm glad you wrote it down to remind them later. ;)

[shahera5.livejournal.com]

You should send these into Reader's Digest! They're hysterical.