BAH.

So I picked up some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for Clay's birthday. I had a bit tonight... it's got a strange texture, kind of slippery and oily. I look at the container: Edy's Fun Flavors. Wait a second...

THIS STUFF ISN'T ICE CREAM! It's packaged exactly the same as their ice cream, but it's some sort of milk byproduct or something. And oh great... now that I look it up, I see that it's owned by Nastie Nestlé, who, thanks to their greedy third-world marketing tactics for artificial baby milk, have cause untold deaths and illnesses. So... no more Edy's OR Dreyer's.

Argh.

I just wanted some $&#@&% ice cream!