Yeah, he's a keeper

So one morning not too long ago, we were having a nice breakfast featuring one of Bill's baked goods... I don't remember right now what it was, but I'm certain it was delicious.

I said, "If you keep making stuff like this, it's a good thing you don't mind having a 300-lb. wife."

He answered, "This is how you GET a 300-lb. wife. No, wait...", holding up an authoritative finger, "this is how you EARN a 300-lb. wife!"